I’m Going Mobile

So….now I can blog while sitting on the can with my new WordPress iPhone app. What is the world coming to? I guess the good news is that now it’s easy to add entries whilst travelling sans computer (not that I would ever do that).

The OC Fair

Went to the Orange County Fair today. It’s really funny, or maybe quite sad, because I think there were probably more farm animals at the fair than survive in the rest of Orange County. This used to be an agricultural treasure, but it’s really changed. I just read in the newspaper a couple of weeks ago that one small, vestigial, dare I say derelict, orange grove in Santa Ana will be plowed under soon to make way for even more crappy houses. I used to take my lunch near the trees. I hope the new property owners won’t mind if I eat tuna sandwiches on their new Astroturf front lawns.

I did like the pig, and the piglets reminded me of my Beagle.

Pig-like Beagle

Bugs Spotted

 

Beetles can carry ten times their weight!

 

A couple of days ago I arrived at work to find the office in disarray. This seemed especially odd to me. Perhaps we had been visited by mischievous elves during the night, or maybe an earthquake that I missed while driving on the bumpy freeway. I usually listen to podcasts during my commute, so I could have missed the news. 

It turned out that someone had discovered a palmetto bug on the floor and had trapped it under the lid of an “olla” (a traditional Mexican clay bean-pot). You may be asking yourself, “What is a Palmetto bug?” A Palmetto bug is just a really big cockroach…that flies… a giant, flying, mutant cockroach. If you are from the south of the United States, you know what a Palmetto bug is, so it is more likely that your first question was, “Why would you have a traditional Mexican bean-pot in your office?” Fair enough: Our office houses the local office of the Childhood Lead Poisoning Prevention  Program (more about that in future postings) and the bean pot, of which the lid was now serving as an insect trap, is coated in lead-containing glaze. It had been removed from a home in which a child with lead poisoning lives. We now use the lid for educational purposes. We have a lot of potlucks, so sometimes it is tempting to use the bean pot for cooking, but that would be plumb loco, so we don’t.

Coincidentally, I happened upon another the evening before the above-described incident. This bug was about 4 m long and 1.5 m high and was carrying a very large box and several shipping pallets.

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